Sunday, 17 February 2008

Stress-Relieving Prayer

Lord,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they May be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow. Amen.

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